So anyone that’s pregnant or has had a baby will definetly relate to this.. Those annoying people that just go over board and stick there noses in and give you all the advice in the world. And some of it you just want to turn around and tell then to f#ck right off but your just too polite so you just nod and agree. While I was pregnant there was some annoying questions I was asked over and over and over again.
Would you rather a boy or girl?.. Ehhhh.
In my head: I’m just blessed to be pregnant and once the baby is ok I don’t care.
Breast feeding or formula? Because breast is best or you have just give them a bottle you don’t want a crying baby.
In my head: Is it actually any of your business? (Just nod and smile)
What type of Nursey, Colour scheme are you going for? I went with neutral, Joanne you really need to get this sorted.
In my head: You do know I’m renting so I can’t do a cute nursey or colour scheme?? And the baby will be with me till he’s one….pffffft…
You better be taking your pregnancy vitamins, Because the baby needs them…
In my head: Of course I am you idiot. Just smile and nod…
Ask you how your are like they really care so you answer them and there response is “Oh well that’s just all part of pregnancy”
In my head: Well why f#cking ask if you don’t have a sympathy bone in your body Moira. We are all not as amazing as you…
Now make sure and watch what you eat as there’s things you know you can’t eat while pregnant…
In my head: My midwife has been through this with me. You know I got a pack with leaflets about it.
What are you going to feed the baby? Jars or homemade?
In my head: come on I’m six months pregnant and uncomfortable I’m not thinking about weaning yet.
Now don’t worry labour is easy and you will forget all the pain.
In my head: Ok sounds good… Reality is take all the drugs you are offered!!!
Are you getting your vaccines??
In my head: Are you serious?? Are you my doctor??
What names have you picked??
In my head: Can it not just be a surprise???
Now make sure and eat plenty of ginger biscuits for that morning sickness…
In my head: They taste disgusting and make me feel worse and if I eat anymore my baby will come out ginger! ( Oh wait he kinda did)
Have a warm bath to help with them aches..
In my head: Now mary I’ve tried that and it’s hard to get in and out when your 7 months pregnant…
Buy this, this and this and buy it now! I’m telling you buy it now!
In my head: Ah here have you not heard of online shopping? I’m only 3 months pregnant..
What pram/travel system are you getting are you getting?
In my head: What’s a travel system? Do I have to go somewhere for that?
Dont forget to check your car is isofix ready!
In my head: I never seen isofix in my car??? Oh them little bar things…
I could literally spend hours writing these out, there is so many!
What was your most annoying question someone asked you when you were pregnant?
Joanne x
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